What could possibly go wrong on a morning when there is hot, fresh bread to wake up to? Well, for one, you could climb out of your warm bread, follow the scent of just-finished-cooking bread into the kitchen, and then find the bread maker upside-down on the kitchen floor! Strange, I know, but this is how my Monday morning began.
I received a bread maker from my parents this past Christmas and I really love it. It is the perfect solution to the problem of "I would love to make a habit of baking my own bread, but I work a billion hours a day and am never home and awake long enough to accomplish the task!" That is, until it falls on the floor.
How it happened: I placed the bread maker on our kitchen table, which has the most convenient outlet location (my house is old, so outlet placement is not quite ideal for our energy-hungry age). I put the bread maker on a timer so that it would be finished at 7:30am--just in time for bread, butter and coffee before heading to the office--and then I went to bed. In the middle of the night I heard the rumblings of the bread maker, but counted them normal rumblings, so I put in a pair of ear plugs and went back to sleep. Swaddled in my nest of covers and silence, I missed what happened between then and my shocking discovery at 7:35 the following morning.
Upon rising, I found the bread maker sitting upside-down, beside the kitchen table, still plugged in and chugging along. The bread inside was partially cooked, but appeared to have made it through the rising and kneading process entirely before falling to its demise. In my state of awe and wonderment I did what anyone else would do in this situation: I pulled the "par-baked" bread out of the bread maker, re-shaped it on a cookie tray, consulted my 1964 edition of "The Joy of Cooking", stuck the bread into the oven at 375, and called into work to let them know I would be late due to a bread emergency.
Sadly, my attempts to revive the patient ended poorly, and what remains of the bread now sits in my refrigerator and will soon become bread pudding.
To end this story on a high note, I will tell you all that I made a second attempt at the oatmeal-honey-wheat bread on Monday night, and this morning was awakened by a freshly baked and still-on-the-counter loaf to have with my coffee.
If you know any good bread pudding recipes, please pass them along! I am preferably looking for a chocolate or cinnamon (or both) bread pudding.